The United Kingdom of Ujn303 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its closed borders, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 2.873 billion Ujn303ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 38.1%.

The powerhouse Ujn303ian economy, worth 255 trillion radoes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 88,890 radoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick, judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend, the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning, and diplomats agree to the terms and conditions of peace treaties without reading them. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ujn303's national animal is the rado, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Ujn303 is ranked 37,495^th in the world and 1,764^th in Lazarus for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 5,036.59 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.