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Amo, amas, amat Amamus, amatis, amant
Most Cheerful Citizens: 211thNicest Citizens: 389thMost Rebellious Youth: 475th
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Left-wing Utopia
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Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Uiiop

Population19.664 billion

CapitalOxford
LeaderEli Jones

Currencybuck
AnimalFlying Lawnmower

The Collective of Uiiop is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Eli Jones with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, sprawling nuclear power plants, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.664 billion Poises are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Industry, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oxford. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Uiiopian economy, worth a remarkable 4,316 trillion bucks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 219,494 bucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens ask "how many crooks could a nunchuck hook if a nun had nunchucks too?", stern tutting by international commentators has persuaded Uiiop to disarm, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, and parents dread their examinations more than their children. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uiiop's national animal is the Flying Lawnmower, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Uiiop is ranked 14,858th in the world and 45th in Forest for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 6,215.45 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 211thNicest Citizens: 389thMost Rebellious Youth: 475thMost Cultured: 515thMost Compassionate Citizens: 545thHighest Food Quality: 678thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 796thMost Developed: 813thMost Pacifist: 822ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 842ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 885thLongest Average Lifespans: 943rdMost Inclusive: 987thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,021stHealthiest Citizens: 1,048thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,067thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,129thSmartest Citizens: 1,270thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,277thLargest Governments: 1,345thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,380thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,485thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,635thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,649thMost Efficient Economies: 1,662ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,704thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,706thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,181stTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,429thSafest: 2,446thLowest Crime Rates: 2,456thHighest Economic Output: 2,737thBest Weather: 3,670thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,088thHighest Average Incomes: 5,203rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,693rdMost Influential: 7,680thLargest Populations: 8,172ndTop
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Nudest: 11,810thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,858th
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Most Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionTop
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Nicest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 8th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 12th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 13th in the regionMost Developed: 13th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 15th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 15th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 15th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 16th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 17th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 17th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 19th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19th in the regionLargest Governments: 20th in the regionMost Pacifist: 21st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 21st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 22nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 24th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 24th in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 26th in the regionLargest Populations: 26th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 28th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 36th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 40th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 45th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Uiiop, parents dread their examinations more than their children.
  • : Following new legislation in Uiiop, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes.
  • : Following new legislation in Uiiop, stern tutting by international commentators has persuaded Uiiop to disarm.
  • : Uiiop was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes and Highest Food Quality.
  • : Following new legislation in Uiiop, citizens ask "how many crooks could a nunchuck hook if a nun had nunchucks too?".
  • : Following new legislation in Uiiop, passengers often cause a stink on public transport.
  • : Following new legislation in Uiiop, power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky.
  • : Following new legislation in Uiiop, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars.
  • : Following new legislation in Uiiop, they who do not work shall not eat.
  • : Uiiop was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "Left-wing Utopia".

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