The Collective of Uiiop is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Eli Jones with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, unlimited-speed roads, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 25.992 billion Uiiopians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oxford. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Uiiopian economy, worth a remarkable 6,171 trillion bucks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 237,454 bucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, it's illegal to be caught on tape, ironic death by tasering is on the rise amongst door-to-door taser salesmen, and the minority party is vilified for everything from fires to earthquakes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uiiop's national animal is the Flying Lawnmower, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Uiiop is ranked 287,057^th in the world and 115^th in Equilism for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.49 kickbacks per hour.