The Empire of Uchiemed 3rd is a small, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 36 million Uchiemed 3rdians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.9%.

The strong Uchiemed 3rdian economy, worth 1.95 trillion Frankik Counts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 54,295 Frankik Counts, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.

All major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, mechanics are often exhausted by their work, and organ donation is compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force. Uchiemed 3rd's national animal is the Apocep.

Uchiemed 3rd is ranked 308,584^th in the world and 4^th in Carnisia for Smartest Citizens, with 0.94 quips per hour.