The Republic of Ubeevskoe is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its enslaved workforce, state-planned economy, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical population of 531 million Ubeevskoeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 60.8%.

The powerhouse Ubeevskoean economy, worth 39.5 trillion Ducats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 74,390 Ducats, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Euthanasia is legal, the "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance, citizens must have a license to operate a computer, and the needs of the living outweigh the needs of the dead. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ubeevskoe's national animal is the Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Ubeevskoe is ranked 115,313^th in the world and 792^nd in Novaya Zemlya for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 711.67 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.