The Equatorial Forests of Uan aa Boa is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by endless committees and citizen councils with an even hand, and remarkable for its lack of airports, national health service, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, humorless population of 17.684 billion Boanis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is effectively ruled by the Department of Environment, with Spirituality and Defense not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aa. The average income tax rate is 70.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Boani economy, worth 509 trillion labour notes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Basket Weaving industry. Average income is 28,800 labour notes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Playground injuries are considered academic progress, the saying "when pigs fly" has been changed to "when the lights work", poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild, and organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Uan aa Boa's national animal is the solidarity bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Uan aa Boa is ranked 22,907^th in the world and 77^th in Forest for Largest Populations, with 17.7 billion capita.