The O Parlamento Funcionalista of Tyllep is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Parlamento de Tyllep with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, complete lack of prisons, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.327 billion Lyaneses are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tyllepyas. The average income tax rate is 80.7%.

The powerhouse Lyaneso economy, worth 392 trillion Tylleuses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 118,040 Tylleuses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job, atheists refusing to attend church are heavily fined by the government, the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces", and the citizenship exam requires years of study to actually pass. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tyllep's national animal is the Lobo-Da-Lua, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is O culto da Lua.

Tyllep is ranked 29,529^th in the world and 221^st in Europeia for Highest Food Quality, scoring 69.76 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.