The Kingdom of Tygualles is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Usman Khan with an iron fist, and notable for its digital currency, otherworldly petting zoo, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.422 billion Tyguallesians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nive. The average income tax rate is 88.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tyguallesian economy, worth 980 trillion Tyguishes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 180,825 Tyguishes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Billions of Tyguishes are being blown on orbital weapons development, farmers have taken to hunting billionaires who encroach on their land, credit scores fluctuate wildly with every change of government, and skateparks can be found in every city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tygualles's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tygualles is ranked 74,519^th in the world and 203^rd in United Kingdom for Nicest Citizens, with 15.09 average smiles per day.