The United Kingdom of Cardiff and Glamorgan is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by HRH Prince Matthew of Wales with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate population of 5.791 billion Welsh have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cardiff. The average income tax rate is 86.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cardiff and Glamorganian economy, worth 731 trillion Pound Sterlings a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 126,231 Pound Sterlings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Cardiff and Glamorganian doors require a Ph.D. to open, Cardiff and Glamorgan isn't what it used to be, minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament, and every week is blindness awareness week. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cardiff and Glamorgan's national animal is the Y Ddraig Goch, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of Wales.

Cardiff and Glamorgan is ranked 255,060^th in the world and 710^th in United Kingdom for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -18.6 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.