The Matriarchy of Twdne 70 is a massive, safe nation, notable for its smutty television, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.617 billion Twdne 70ians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.8%.

The powerhouse Twdne 70ian economy, worth 115 trillion yen a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 71,299 yen, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 295,121 per year while the poor average 11,306, a ratio of 26.1 to 1.

School football matches are usually five-a-side, farmers have taken to hunting billionaires who encroach on their land, policies are debated via video essays and tier lists, and the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Twdne 70's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Twdne 70 is ranked 28,198^th in the world and 213^th in eta for Safest, scoring 109.77 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.