The PoM of Turnopolis is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by PoM Caedus Godfeller with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 26.475 billion Turnos have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bloodstone. The average income tax rate is 1.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Turno economy, worth a remarkable 4,448 trillion Universal Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 168,037 Universal Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Soldiers are equipped with multi-million Universal Credit battlesuits, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, and daisy chain gangs plant flowers and pick up litter. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Turnopolis's national animal is the Capitalist, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Capitalism.

Turnopolis is ranked 324,744^th in the world and 5^th in Markarth for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 12 on the Kitten Softness Rating.