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Better a cruel truth than a comfortable delusion. Edward Abbey's head
Nudest: 50th Most Advanced Public Education: 351st Highest Crime Rates: 379th
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Turbeaux

Population2.816 billion

CapitalNacelle
LeaderEdward Abbey's head
FaithMachine Worship

Currencyturbine
Animaltribble

The Turbofan of Turbeaux is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Edward Abbey's head with a fair hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, state-planned economy, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.816 billion Turbeauxers hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nacelle. The average income tax rate is 94.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Turbeauxian economy, worth 551 trillion turbines a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Soda Sales, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 195,920 turbines, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, and tuba players are paid to quietly whisper into their instruments. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Turbeaux's national animal is the tribble, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Machine Worship.

Turbeaux is ranked 22,147th in the world and 56th in Forest for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 275,745.36 Standard Monetary Units.

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Nudest: 50thMost Advanced Public Education: 351stHighest Crime Rates: 379thRudest Citizens: 382ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 632ndMost Rebellious Youth: 717thMost Subsidized Industry: 825thMost Armed: 1,120thLargest Black Market: 1,307thMost Inclusive: 1,392ndFattest Citizens: 1,415thMost Influential: 1,579thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,806thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,295thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,399thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,872ndMost Beautiful Environments: 2,968thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,122ndMost Developed: 4,055thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,206thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,493rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,934thHighest Drug Use: 5,006thHighest Average Incomes: 5,871stMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,325thSmartest Citizens: 6,773rdMost Secular: 7,147thMost Cultured: 7,339thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,473rdLargest Governments: 7,602ndTop
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Most Politically Free: 8,118thLargest Gambling Industry: 8,551stMost Efficient Economies: 9,159thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,264thLargest Retail Industry: 10,387thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,543rdNicest Citizens: 11,754thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,803rdMost Corrupt Governments: 12,929thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,279thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 15,930th
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Nudest: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionFattest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Armed: 11th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14th in the regionMost Influential: 15th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 15th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Free: 20th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 20th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 24th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 25th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 26th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 35th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Turbeaux lodged a message on the Forest Regional Message Board.
  • : Turbeaux lodged a message on the Forest Regional Message Board.
  • : Turbeaux lodged a message on the Forest Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Turbeaux, tuba players are paid to quietly whisper into their instruments.
  • : Turbeaux lodged a message on the Forest Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Turbeaux, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners.
  • : Turbeaux voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Debtor Voting Rights"".
  • : Turbeaux lodged a message on the Forest Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Turbeaux, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics.
  • : Following new legislation in Turbeaux, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news.

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