Not only doəs God play dicə, thə dicə arə loadəd. Chairman Shəng-ji Yang
Most Advanced Public Education: 45thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 48thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 71st
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Population7.694 billion

LeaderChairman Shəng-ji Yang
FaithQuantum Məchanics

Animalmind worm

The Sylvan Hivə of Turbeaux is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Chairman Shəng-ji Yang with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, deadly medical pandemics, and feral children. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 7.694 billion Transhumans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nacəllə. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Sylvan economy, worth a remarkable 3,281 trillion gluons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Tourism, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 426,489 gluons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR, truancy levels are on the rise ever since school registers were banned, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects, and people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Turbeaux's national animal is the mind worm, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Quantum Məchanics.

Turbeaux is ranked 244,158th in the world and 452nd in Forest for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -34.23 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Most Advanced Public Education: 45thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 48thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 71stRudest Citizens: 135thLargest Welfare Programs: 160thMost Inclusive: 167thMost Valuable International Artwork: 179thMost Rebellious Youth: 200thHighest Crime Rates: 232ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 250thHighest Poor Incomes: 278thMost Beautiful Environments: 319thMost Subsidized Industry: 348thMost Armed: 351stMost Influential: 374thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 406thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 493rdLargest Black Market: 498thHighest Average Incomes: 603rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 709thFattest Citizens: 721stLargest Governments: 740thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 863rdMost Efficient Economies: 996thNicest Citizens: 1,006thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,041stLargest Publishing Industry: 1,073rdMost Cultured: 1,093rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,105thSmartest Citizens: 1,110thMost Secular: 1,143rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,153rdBest Weather: 1,474thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,560thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,783rdHighest Drug Use: 1,950thTop
Most Politically Free: 2,791stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,839thHighest Economic Output: 4,180thNudest: 4,668thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,513thLargest Gambling Industry: 7,062ndLargest Retail Industry: 7,123rdMost Pacifist: 8,416thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,179thTop
Most Stationary: 16,365thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 16,939th
Most Inclusive: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 4th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 10th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 10th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 12th in the regionNudest: 13th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 15th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 16th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 18th in the regionMost Cultured: 19th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Secular: 21st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 22nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 22nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 23rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 24th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 26th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 27th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 34th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 45th in the regionMost Stationary: 46th in the regionMost Extreme: 48th in the region

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