The Free Land of Tuesday Simmons is a massive, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning harpy eagle population. The hard-working population of 2.077 billion Tuesday Simmonsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 21.5%.

The Tuesday Simmonsian economy, worth 85.1 trillion swords a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Soda Sales. Average income is 40,965 swords, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tuesday Simmons's national animal is the harpy eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Tuesday Simmons is ranked 277,780^th in the world and 114^th in Retribution for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring -24.49 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.