The Lapis Familiar of Tsukaima Mare is a mammoth, pleasant nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, devout population of 9.604 billion Tsukaima Mareans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fortune Teller Tent. The average income tax rate is 26.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Tsukaima Marean economy, worth 596 trillion yen a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 62,074 yen, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Wedding bands come in pairs to form wedding manacles, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers, and newspapers may not print any negative stories about the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tsukaima Mare's national animal is the sheep, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Tsukaima Mare is ranked 121,453^rd in the world and 346^th in Remembrance for Highest Average Incomes, with 62,074.65 Standard Monetary Units.