The City of Tschenstochau is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Zdzisław Wolski with a fair hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.16 billion Tschenstochauer hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, with Administration, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Śródmieście. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Tschenstochauer economy, worth 256 trillion Polish Złoties a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 118,765 Polish Złoties, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

Uprooting flowers for religious ceremonies is a felony, rural Tschenstochauer are missing the forest for the numerous cellular towers they replaced, commuters often break into synchronised para-para dancing for no reason at all, and taxpayer money is hard at work exorcizing laundry. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tschenstochau's national animal is the Gold Lion and Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Catholic Church.

Tschenstochau is ranked 21,166^th in the world and 3^rd in Aurora League for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,235.74 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.