The Certified Silly Goose of Tsardom of Alaska is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Tsarina Dolly Floof with an even hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.562 billion SAD sufferers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novo-Arkhangelsk. The average income tax rate is 81.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse SAD sufferer economy, worth 955 trillion Rubles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 82,612 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All guns must be registered, the official SAD Sufferer Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears, and reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tsardom of Alaska's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Orthodox Meowstianity.

Tsardom of Alaska is ranked 7,071^st in the world and 3^rd in Callista for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 6,910.54 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.