The Free Land of Trulli e Grotte is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, digital currency, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, devout population of 1.385 billion Trullesi e Grottanis have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Renève. The average income tax rate is 66.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Trulli e Grottean economy, worth 162 trillion LIRE a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 117,466 LIRE, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

AI chatbots generate grayscale images when asked for a picture of the truth, there's a hole in the heart of every Trulli e Grottean city, pregnant hitchhikers with signs requesting rides to "competent care" are a common sight on Trulli e Grottean roads, and citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trulli e Grotte's national animal is the draghi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is shintoismo.

Trulli e Grotte is ranked 41,308^th in the world and 482^nd in Europe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 77.16 law-abiding acts per hour.