The Humble Nation of True Prosperity is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Jaren Crist with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 27.256 billion Comarades have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pretentious Centre. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient True Prosperitan economy, worth a remarkable 3,110 trillion Dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 114,123 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nobody likes bad boys any more, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, and foreign musicians that Jaren Crist dislikes are turned away at the border. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. True Prosperity's national animal is the Black Jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

True Prosperity is ranked 787^th in the world and 34^th in Lazarus for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 17,035.03 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.