The Empire of Trophy Case Curator is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 4.078 billion Trophy Case Curatorians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.5%.

The strong Trophy Case Curatorian economy, worth 251 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Trout Farming. Average income is 61,620 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Military spending recently hit a new high, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force. Trophy Case Curator's national animal is the Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Trophy Case Curator is ranked 133,175^th in the world and 1^st in The Trophy Case for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,445.24 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.