The Parliamentary republic of Triumphancy is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Suspect with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.22 billion Triumphants enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Trentonia. The average income tax rate is 2.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Triumphant economy, worth a remarkable 1,370 trillion one piece is reais a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 220,278 one piece is reais, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, the police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes, babies living in poverty are told to take responsibility for their own fortunes, and a third of Triumphants are e-certified CEOs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Triumphancy's national animal is the quazybear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Stencilism.

Triumphancy is ranked 103,787^th in the world and 791^st in the Rejected Realms for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 854.26 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.