The Parliamentary republic of Triumphancy is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Prime Suspect with a fair hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, complete lack of prisons, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.374 billion Triumphants enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Trentonia. The average income tax rate is 3.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Triumphant economy, worth a remarkable 1,430 trillion one piece is reais a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 224,465 one piece is reais, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The hardest thing for a mining operation to dig through is government red tape, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears, Dàguó lanterns outnumber streetlights in major cities, and companies have begun running campaigns to stop people from remembering their brand name. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Triumphancy's national animal is the quazybear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Stencilism.

Triumphancy is ranked 105,609^th in the world and 886^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 1,711.58 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.