The Imperium of Tritaria is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Tritus with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 12.812 billion Tritarians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tritarium. The average income tax rate is 91.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tritarian economy, worth a remarkable 2,179 trillion Trentans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 170,132 Trentans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

School uniforms are compulsory, soldiers are equipped with multi-million Trentan battlesuits, SOS from foreign ships mean "shoot on sight", and the nation has cemented its own architectural style. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tritaria's national animal is the Crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Tritaria is ranked 85,016^th in the world and 4,388^th in Osiris for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,642.49 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.