The Disputed Sultanate of Trinity States of Sapmi is a mammoth, genial nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 5.133 billion Sámi enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rovaniemi. The average income tax rate is 8.0%.

The strong Sápmi economy, worth 298 trillion runnas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 58,122 runnas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

The airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines, the government seizes all major gold finds, nudity is frowned upon, and organ donation rates have hit a new low. Crime is relatively low. Trinity States of Sapmi's national animal is the tiger, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Trinity States of Sapmi is ranked 116,417^th in the world and 10^th in Corvinian Conlang Union for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,861.01 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.