The United Socialist States of Traenailari is a mammoth, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 5.465 billion Traenailarin are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Birbilatak. The average income tax rate is 72.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Traenailarin economy, worth 148 trillion nazjalids a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 27,202 nazjalids, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, euthanasia is illegal, citizens who leave the nation for work are instantly charged with treason, and Traenailari has designated Birbilatak as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Traenailari's national animal is the panther, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Traenailari is ranked 286,800^th in the world and 28^th in Shalibvia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -9.7 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.