The Colony of TPC33 is a titanic, safe nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 10.466 billion TPC33ians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 23.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped TPC33ian economy, worth 387 trillion Citas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Pizza Delivery, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,998 Citas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown. TPC33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

TPC33 is ranked 70,946^th in the world and 1^st in Third Position Coalition for Safest, scoring 95.44 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.