The Colony of Totally NOT Cubes is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, enslaved workforce, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 308 million Totally NOT Cubesians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.1%.

The very strong Totally NOT Cubesian economy, worth 22.8 trillion nones a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 73,979 nones, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, farmers have taken to hunting billionaires who encroach on their land, and every workday begins with group therapy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Totally NOT Cubes's national animal is the none, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Totally NOT Cubes is ranked 47,153^rd in the world and 772^nd in Artificial Solar System for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,926.88 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.