The Most Serene Republic of Toons is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Dandy with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and frequent executions. The compassionate, democratic population of 900 million Toons love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gardenview Center. The average income tax rate is 70.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Toon economy, worth 95.7 trillion Ichors a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 106,302 Ichors, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens spend more time learning about obscure religions than they do working, one can wake up in Toons and have breakfast in Bigtopia, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, and every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Toons's national animal is the rock dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Toons is ranked 68,677^th in the world and 431^st in the Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 4,151.25 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.