The Unitary Republic of Tim Landia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Giygas with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.62 billion Tim Landians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Milwaukee. The average income tax rate is 90.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Tim Landian economy, worth 361 trillion Tim Land Rupees a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 99,733 Tim Land Rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them, visitors to Violet Rock City are stunned to learn that they must memorize the "99 Principles" before entering, and farting etiquette is taught in schools. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tim Landia's national animal is the Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tim Landia is ranked 284,573^rd in the world and 10,940^th in Balder for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.56 kickbacks per hour.