The Republic of Thyworldssss is a large, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The devout population of 184 million Thyworldssssians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 23.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Thyworldssssian economy, worth 7.47 trillion Pendants and Pacifican Renes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,580 Pendants and Pacifican Renes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prematurely retired barristers twitch in anxiety when they talk about their courtroom experiences, weather reports simply advise Thyworldssssians to 'look outside', the contraband cigarette trade is lighting up across Thyworldssss, and only Leader's friends count in the eyes of the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Thyworldssss's national animal is the Armadillo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Thyworldssss is ranked 163,610^th in the world and 5^th in Thyworldss for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 32.65 on the Bus Surprisal Index.