The Smallest Irregular Prime of ThirtySeven is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.963 billion ThirtySevenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 27.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving ThirtySevenian economy, worth 316 trillion Beans a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 79,935 Beans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Third world countries are rich in "I Love ThirtySeven City" t-shirts, the realistic depiction of tentacles is on the core syllabus of most art schools, the government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong, and satellite images show safe electoral constituencies in complete darkness. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. ThirtySeven's national animal is the Abraxas, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

ThirtySeven is ranked 110,505^th in the world and 1^st in Reverse 1999 for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 768.32 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.