The Principauté of Thelemite is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Prince Aleister with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 8.831 billion Thelemites have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hoaxford. The average income tax rate is 26.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Thelemic economy, worth a remarkable 1,059 trillion kosons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 119,981 kosons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months, cane fights are a common sight in nursing homes, and for 25 kosons tourists can gawk at the site of national tragedy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Thelemite's national animal is the weasel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Thelema Libera.

Thelemite is ranked 136,024^th in the world and 13^th in Kogaion for Safest, scoring 68.42 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.