The Random Pretitle of Thedashian is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by REX of pamplona with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, national health service, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.689 billion Thedashianians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pamplona. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 43.9%.

The powerhouse Thedashianian economy, worth 133 trillion Tremis a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 79,320 Tremis, with the richest citizens earning 9.1 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's skies are now a wasteland, the government builds houses for foreign newcomers, a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass, and everyone suspects that everyone else is a terrorist. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thedashian's national animal is the European rabbit, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Raiding.

Thedashian is ranked 114,801^st in the world and 2^nd in Empire of All Spain for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 702.73 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.