The United Commonwealths of The Washington Federation is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Jeffery Torkowitz with a fair hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.911 billion Washingtonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District of Columbia. The average income tax rate is 81.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Washingtonian economy, worth 592 trillion Richmonds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 100,317 Richmonds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough, the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers, daring to agree with another politician is grounds for instant dismissal, and parking's carefree without parking car fees. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Washington Federation's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Manifest Destiny.

The Washington Federation is ranked 77,092^nd in the world and 84^th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 3,646.67 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.