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Most Influential: 2,181stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,248thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,419th
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The Washington Federation

Population5.911 billion

CapitalDistrict of Columbia
LeaderJeffery Torkowitz
FaithManifest Destiny

AnimalBald Eagle

The United Commonwealths of The Washington Federation is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Jeffery Torkowitz with a fair hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.911 billion Washingtonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District of Columbia. The average income tax rate is 81.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Washingtonian economy, worth 592 trillion Richmonds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 100,317 Richmonds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough, the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers, daring to agree with another politician is grounds for instant dismissal, and parking's carefree without parking car fees. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Washington Federation's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Manifest Destiny.

The Washington Federation is ranked 77,092nd in the world and 84th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 3,646.67 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

Most Influential: 2,181stTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,248thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,419thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,906thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,182ndMost Rebellious Youth: 7,274thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,625thNicest Citizens: 8,066thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,299thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,528thMost Inclusive: 9,933rdSafest: 10,469thMost Armed: 10,890thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,158thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,500thMost Developed: 12,016thHighest Food Quality: 12,117thHealthiest Citizens: 13,590thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,611thBest Weather: 14,793rdTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 15,207thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,445thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,739thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,817thSmartest Citizens: 16,207thMost Cultured: 16,649thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,358thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,926thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,913thMost Income Equality: 21,279thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,926thLargest Governments: 22,378thLowest Crime Rates: 26,878thMost Scientifically Advanced: 29,143rdMost Efficient Economies: 29,219th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 6th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 11th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 16th in the regionMost Armed: 17th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 17th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 17th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 21st in the regionNicest Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Stationary: 25th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 25th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 25th in the regionMost Developed: 25th in the regionMost Cultured: 26th in the regionMost Income Equality: 26th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 27th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 27th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 28th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 28th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 29th in the regionSafest: 29th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 30th in the regionMost Inclusive: 30th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 31st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 31st in the region

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