Population | 38.722 billion |
Leader | President Evil |
Currency | oral favor |
Animal | scholarly dragonfly |
The Experimental Technocracy of The University Project is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Evil with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, free-roaming dinosaurs, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 38.722 billion Earthlings are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 8.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Terran economy, worth an astonishing 10,537 trillion oral favors a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 272,140 oral favors, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Public intoxication has decreased ever since fraternities were banned, catching an old friend by surprise on the street can be a shocking experience, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, and moonshine has made a resurgence. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The University Project's national animal is the scholarly dragonfly, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
The University Project is ranked 183,287th in the world and 4,428th in The North Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 582.39 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The University Project, moonshine has made a resurgence.
- : Following new legislation in The University Project, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners.
- : Following new legislation in The University Project, catching an old friend by surprise on the street can be a shocking experience.
- : Following new legislation in The University Project, public intoxication has decreased ever since fraternities were banned.
- : Following new legislation in The University Project, people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned.
- : Following new legislation in The University Project, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb.
- : Following new legislation in The University Project, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park.
- : The University Project was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary, Highest Food Quality, Most Valuable International Artwork, Highest Disposable Incomes, and Most Developed.
- : Following new legislation in The University Project, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life.
- : Following new legislation in The University Project, parents are fined for sending their children to take out the trash after sunset.