The GD Corp Property of The Universal Land of Potato is a titanic, socially progressive nation, notable for its unlimited-speed roads, rampant corporate plagiarism, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 10.908 billion Potatoites live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, although Defense, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Law & Order and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reach City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Potatoite economy, worth a remarkable 3,103 trillion Potatoes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 284,472 Potatoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings, tourists are forbidden to enter Native Potatoite lands, priests are being drafted by the church load, and military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Universal Land of Potato's national animal is the Horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Potatoism.

The Universal Land of Potato is ranked 321^st in the world and 1^st in Polandball for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 609.01 on the Bus Surprisal Index.