The Federal Republic of The United Pitcairn Islands is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Charlene Warren-Peu with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, ban on automobiles, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.482 billion United Pitcairn Islanders enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Adamstown. The average income tax rate is 30.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving United Pitcairn Islander economy, worth 208 trillion Pitcairn Islands dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 84,101 Pitcairn Islands dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Translators have been hired to deal with the varying regional accents during national political debates, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, and healthcare workers are flummoxed over the spike in foreign tourists with sudden-onset heart disease. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The United Pitcairn Islands's national animal is the Henderson crake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The United Pitcairn Islands is ranked 164,009^th in the world and 8,374^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring 56.7 on the Hayek Index.