The United Sultanate States of The Third Minor Falklands Remake is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Sultan Ramul Rahman with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 5.046 billion Third Minor Falklandians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Northernland. The average income tax rate is 19.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Third Minor Falkian economy, worth 310 trillion TMFMS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 61,629 TMFMS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Parking lots are littered with coffee cups and doughnut crumbs, everyone wants to be on the guest list for diplomatic parties, delicate flowers faint at news of house plants being eaten, and prison officers are bribed not to take bribes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Third Minor Falklands Remake's national animal is the Exotic Zebra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Islam.

The Third Minor Falklands Remake is ranked 135,750^th in the world and 29^th in Wintercrest for Largest Populations, with 5.05 billion capita.