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Most Stationary: 1,562ndLargest Gambling Industry: 1,977thLargest Populations: 2,065th
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The Stinkpot Turtle

Population28.836 billion

CapitalMud Puddle
LeaderMister Turtle

Currencyturtle shell
Animalclick beetle

The VRCC Security Office of The Stinkpot Turtle is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Mister Turtle with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, public floggings, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 28.836 billion Turtles have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mud Puddle. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.0%.

The powerhouse turtley economy, worth a remarkable 2,701 trillion turtle shells a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 93,679 turtle shells, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 297,963 per year while the poor average 22,423, a ratio of 13.3 to 1.

Movie references are legally admissible in court, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber, doctors are trying to diagnose diseases by looking at their patients' Snipchat pictures, and foreign converts are illuminated by both missionaries and helicopter searchlights. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Stinkpot Turtle's national animal is the click beetle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

The Stinkpot Turtle is ranked 116,357th in the world and 3rd in Vatican II for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 102.34 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Most Stationary: 1,562ndTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 1,977thLargest Populations: 2,065thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,478thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,606thMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,166thHighest Economic Output: 4,313thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,478thMost Influential: 6,236thMost Primitive: 6,823rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,816thTop
Fattest Citizens: 8,821stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,612thMost Devout: 11,105thLargest Black Market: 11,416thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 14,034thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,668thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,362ndMost Corrupt Governments: 16,152nd

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