The Brave New World of EldOradO2 is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Cyborg CEO Jack Johnson with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, avowedly heterosexual populace, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 12.869 billion Eldoradonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Babylon. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Eldoradonian economy, worth a remarkable 4,867 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 378,230 Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,093,816 per year while the poor average 103,705, a ratio of 10.5 to 1.

Meetings involving club finances are frequently broken up by men in black suits, the nation's WA representatives have received a very public sacking after EldOradO2 allowed its WA membership to lapse, Chekhov's guns are killing the entertainment budget, and the homeless more often beg for mercy than money. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. EldOradO2's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Catholicism.

EldOradO2 is ranked 12,845^th in the world and 4^th in Squeaky Squeakers for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 5,583.81 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.