The Nyaing Empire of The Neko Imperium is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Empress Neeka with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, parental licensing program, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 12.639 billion Neko Imperiumians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nolva. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.4%.

The powerhouse Neko Imperiumian economy, worth a remarkable 1,703 trillion Nloes a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 134,761 Nloes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 434,833 per year while the poor average 31,585, a ratio of 13.8 to 1.

Jaw strain is an increasingly common ailment, compass sales have gone south, customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high, and suit-clad businessmen have been taking advantage of the relaxed welfare qualifications by shopping with food stamps. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Neko Imperium's national animal is the Hir, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Nyaism.

The Neko Imperium is ranked 253,016^th in the world and 19^th in The Interdimensional Community for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -5.05 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.