The Great Lizards of The Lizard Army is a colossal, genial nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 3.523 billion people hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal government prioritizes Welfare, with Administration, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 8.8%.

The strong a person economy, worth 210 trillion rocks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 59,742 rocks, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

A well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, and the nation's reputation for treachery has left it sidelined on the international stage. Crime is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. The Lizard Army's national animal is the lizard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Lizard Army is ranked 88,442^nd in the world and 266^th in Horizon for Most Cultured, scoring 67 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.