The British House of The House of Tudor is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 10.11 billion Elves enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Defense and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Administration aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.5%.

The frighteningly efficient House of Tudorian economy, worth 785 trillion Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 77,661 Coins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 436,599 per year while the poor average 6,825, a ratio of 64.0 to 1.

Beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings, the House of Tudorian war navy contains an oddly large number of luxury yachts and cruise liners, young criminals are told they'll go to bed without supper if they do it again, and the government's official position on invasive species is 'who cares?'. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The House of Tudor's national animal is the Treant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The House of Tudor is ranked 21,654^th in the world and 55^th in Herta Space Station for Most Valuable International Artwork, with zero Bank.