The Nomadic Peoples of The Gormaganders is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Harcourt Fenton Mudd with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, ban on automobiles, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 9.278 billion Gormagandersians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mudd City. The average income tax rate is 56.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Gormagandersian economy, worth 364 trillion Time Crystals a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Retail. Average income is 39,311 Time Crystals, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens praise the weeds that overwhelm their narrow vegetable realm, veterans in wheelchairs are left waist-deep in rice paddies to gather grain, terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors, and kids laugh off vandalism and arson as "just fun". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Gormaganders's national animal is the Android, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bunko Schemes.

The Gormaganders is ranked 20,927^th in the world and 3^rd in Coven of Witches for Safest, scoring 112.99 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.