The Colony of The Gelezian Farmer is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its frequent executions, parental licensing program, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 7.889 billion Gelezians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 46.3%.

The large but inefficient Gelezian Farmerian economy, worth 345 trillion credits a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 43,838 credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Teenage TV characters are played by thirty-year-olds by the end of the second season, people can get away with murder these days, pro-wrestling bouts open with a legal disclaimer insisting that any violence is guaranteed 100% faked, and Maxtopian Grass flags adorn every college dorm room. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Gelezian Farmer's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Gelezian Farmer is ranked 123,380^th in the world and 2^nd in Gelezian Puppet Storage for Lowest Crime Rates, with 63.37 law-abiding acts per hour.