Population | 29.984 billion |
Faith | a major religion |
Currency | Fist |
Animal | Red Boar |
The Red Song of The Forest Lords is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 29.984 billion Forest Lordsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Spirituality. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.3%.
The thriving Forest Lordsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,726 trillion Fists a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 57,585 Fists, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.
A major religion has been named as The Forest Lords's national religion, The Forest Lords Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere', legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, and the number of students attending university has reached a record high. Crime is moderate. The Forest Lords's national animal is the Red Boar, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is a major religion.
The Forest Lords is ranked 44,047th in the world and 1st in Soviet Union for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 5,108.52 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Forest Lords was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork and the Top 10% for Most World Assembly Endorsements and Highest Economic Output.
- : The Forest Lords's influence in Soviet Union rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : The Forest Lords's influence in Soviet Union rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : The Forest Lords was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : The Forest Lords's influence in Soviet Union rose from "Zero" to "Minnow".
- : The Forest Lords relocated from Balder to Soviet Union.
- : The Forest Lords was refounded in Balder.
- : The Forest Lords ceased to exist in Soviet Union.
- : The Forest Lords was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : The Forest Lords was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.