The Technocracy of The Enlightened Lands of a Perfect Order is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Primeval Juniper Appleblossom with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.127 billion Orderians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Deus Ex Machina. The average income tax rate is 93.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Enlightened Lands of a Perfect Orderian economy, worth a remarkable 3,226 trillion primes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 188,381 primes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits, expectant parents view twins with equal parts joy and suspicion, evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right, and children usually cry on their first day of school. Crime is totally unknown. The Enlightened Lands of a Perfect Order's national animal is the honey badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Enlightened Lands of a Perfect Order is ranked 13,805^th in the world and 967^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 95.5 law-abiding acts per hour.