The Sublime Porte of The Dovahkiin Caliphate is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by New Kid with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 2.804 billion South AMERICANS hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fairplay. The average income tax rate is 45.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient South AMERICAN economy, worth 396 trillion Dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 141,238 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, women give birth underneath so many blankets that the doctor can't feel the bump, the single-issue Chocolates for Convicts Party recently won several council seats, and the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet. Crime is totally unknown. The Dovahkiin Caliphate's national animal is the Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Dovahkiinite Parkerism.

The Dovahkiin Caliphate is ranked 37,191^st in the world and 46^th in Horizon for Most Developed, scoring 80.44 on the Human Development Index.