The Commonwealth of The Democratic Socialist State of Kjanu is a massive, safe nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.314 billion Kjanuans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, although Education, Healthcare, and International Aid are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 70.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Democratic Socialist State of Kjanuan economy, worth 15.9 trillion Kuos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 12,122 Kuos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Democratic Socialist State of Kjanu's national animal is the Canary, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Democratic Socialist State of Kjanu is ranked 56,696^th in the world and 17^th in Northern Utopia for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 51.48 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.