The North Hills of The City of Moreno Valley is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Yxstian Alberto Gutierrez with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, ban on automobiles, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 7.283 billion Morenoans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 14177 Frederick St Moreno Valley. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.0%.

The strong Moreno Valley economy, worth 429 trillion US Dollars a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 59,007 US Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 270,382 per year while the poor average 7,828, a ratio of 34.5 to 1.

Young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery, teachers are skilled at leaving no evidence of child cruelty, claiming that "my cousin said it was legal" is a common courtroom defense, and Maxtopian slaves are routinely sold as an optional extra for household appliances. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate. The City of Moreno Valley's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Riverside County.

The City of Moreno Valley is ranked 253,701^st in the world and 27^th in The Cities of Southern California for Highest Food Quality, scoring 7.42 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.