The Regional Nation of The Chronicler of Sancturia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Stadtholder with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-working, devout population of 1.183 billion Sancturians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed, including voting. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Palace. The average income tax rate is 20.0%.

The Sancturian economy, worth 56.7 trillion Sancturian Coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 47,925 Sancturian Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens who become homeless are immediately executed, legend has it The Stadtholder's shower singing echoes through the halls of government, annual Formula One races bring the capital to a screeching halt, and heretic deviants are free to practice their deviance outside of The Chronicler of Sancturia. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. The Chronicler of Sancturia's national animal is the Cat Catticus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Chapel.

The Chronicler of Sancturia is ranked 164,241^st in the world and 91^st in Sancturia for Most Developed, scoring 54.63 on the Human Development Index.