The Empire of The cat that quacks is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its state-planned economy, disturbing lack of elderly people, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 3.851 billion cat that quacksians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 73.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong cat that quacksian economy, worth 322 trillion Duckcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 83,669 Duckcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, hospitals have to sell their computers on vBay in order to afford the ransomware decryption payments, the nation forgives those who are big enough to admit they made a mistake, and aides are afraid to ask if Leader wants a cup of tea or coffee. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The cat that quacks's national animal is the Duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The cat that quacks is ranked 62,172^nd in the world and 1^st in SpaceBalls for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,456.46 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.