The Kingdom of The Atomic Fart is a large, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its frequent executions, avowedly heterosexual populace, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 155 million Neurons are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. The average income tax rate is 52.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The strong Neuron economy, worth 9.16 trillion €s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 59,111 €s, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, the government airlifts sacrificial lambs, landless farmers wander forlornly in the government's many national parks, and social care for the elderly consists of a self help leaflet and a kick on the backside. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Atomic Fart's national animal is the Ørn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
The Atomic Fart is ranked 277,168th in the world and 2,774th in the Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 5.02 average smiles per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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The Atomic Fart, social care for the elderly consists of a self help leaflet and a kick on the backside.
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The Atomic Fart, landless farmers wander forlornly in the government's many national parks.
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The Atomic Fart, the government airlifts sacrificial lambs.
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The Atomic Fart, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed.
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The Atomic Fart was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens and the Top 10% for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, Most Extreme, and Most Income Equality.
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The Atomic Fart, the property market is in a bit of a state.
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The Atomic Fart, the tinfoil-hat crowd also recommend tinfoil wallets.
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The Atomic Fart, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town.
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The Atomic Fart, concussed Ørnball players cannot remember their lineup position.
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The Atomic Fart's influence in The Pacific rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".










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